Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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