i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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