uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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