I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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