is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
