Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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