Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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