did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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