Swine flu. Run for my life!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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