I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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