i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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