How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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