quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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