No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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