and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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