You surviving the open bar?
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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