From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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