dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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