they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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