playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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