just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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