There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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