.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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