You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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