You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my shit smells like andre
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You were trust falling into bushes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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