Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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