North Korea, Best Korea!
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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