Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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