Whod you bang
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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