I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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