idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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