3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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