we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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