sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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