dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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