Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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