I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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