Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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