You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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