He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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