i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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