we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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