i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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