I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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