He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
