You don't have asthma, your pregnant
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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