I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
