I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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