Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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