I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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