I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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