i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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