i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
