Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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