she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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